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You're Really F#!%ing Old!! (A Funny Book About Getting Older)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    IglooBooks
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    176
    Publisher:
    Igloo Books (November 17, 2020)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781839037535
    ISBN-10:
    1839037539
    Weight:
    15.68oz
    Dimensions:
    6.29" x 7.87" x 0.8"
    Case Pack:
    24
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04022026_P9912986_onix30_Complete-20260402.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $12.99
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    $10.00
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Igloo Books
  • Overview

    Do you find yourself in the middle of the stairs, unable to remember if you're going up or down? Is there a fire truck on standby when your birthday candles are lit? If you've ever thought "things were different when I was a kid", you need to accept that you're old. You're so old. Really, really old.

    Don't fight it, embrace it. Buy those slippers! Take that nap! You're old as heck, and nothing's going to stop you.