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You're Not a Real Parent Until...
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| Expected release date is Oct 13th 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Jason Chatfield, Scott Dooley
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
128
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing (October 13, 2026)
Imprint:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date:
October 13, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9798881602406
Weight:
0.85oz
Dimensions:
7" x 7"
File:
Eloquence-SimonAMP_05012026_P10033352_onix30_Complete-20260501.xml
List Price:
$19.99
Pub Discount:
65
Series:
You're Not a Real . . .
Case Pack:
32
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$15.39
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Folder:
Eloquence
Overview
No parent is ever alone—especially in the bathroom. Perfect for baby showers, tired moms, any dad who's ever stepped on a LEGO, this laugh-out-loud celebration of chaos, love, and sticky-fingered joy is hilarious, heartfelt, and highly relatable.
This collection of delightful observations from award-winning cartoonists and stand-up comedians Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield will reassure all parents that everything’s going to be totally fine. Whether it’s accepting dried vomit as a constant presence or helping them move into their first apartment, You're Not a Real Parent Until… joyfully delves into what makes parenting the most rewarding, frustrating, hilarious, gross, and wouldn’t-change-it-for-the-world experience.
In the spirit of For Dummies and The Far Side, You're Not a Real Parent Until… is the perfect gift for any parent, especially those of newborns, toddlers, and young children.
This collection of delightful observations from award-winning cartoonists and stand-up comedians Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield will reassure all parents that everything’s going to be totally fine. Whether it’s accepting dried vomit as a constant presence or helping them move into their first apartment, You're Not a Real Parent Until… joyfully delves into what makes parenting the most rewarding, frustrating, hilarious, gross, and wouldn’t-change-it-for-the-world experience.
In the spirit of For Dummies and The Far Side, You're Not a Real Parent Until… is the perfect gift for any parent, especially those of newborns, toddlers, and young children.
