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Where the Hell Were Your Parents?
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Product Details
Author:
Nathan Weathington
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
180
Publisher:
Promontory Press Inc. (September 21, 2017)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781927559406
ISBN-10:
1927559405
Weight:
9.44oz
Dimensions:
6" x 9" x 0.5"
Case Pack:
40
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Eloquence-IPG_07022025_P8798719_onix30_Complete-20250702.xml
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Eloquence
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Series:
Where the Hell Were Your Parents
Publisher Identifier:
P-IPG
Discount Code:
C
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
60
Imprint:
Promontory Press Inc.
Overview
Where the Hell Were Your Parents? is a coming-of-age true story about what happens when you let your kids run feral — it’s half Goodfellas, half Stand By Me, and three-quarters Dukes of Hazzard.
This comic memoir is an unapologetic romp through the rural South with the Weathington Boys, the most scrumptious delinquents since Huckleberry Finn. Nathan and Brian are identical twin brothers who fight for their lives against gun-toting good ole boys, a sexually aggressive hyena, the FBI, and even Jesus. With a handful of illegal fireworks the boys join forces with the infamous 10-year-old getaway driver Ray ‘Corn Dog’ Womack to form an adolescent version of the A-Team. Years of country chaos ensue, and the boys ultimately find themselves trapped in a high stakes practical joke war. Victory will bring immortality, but one wrong move and they will be taking group showers in a rural Alabama prison.
