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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    George Carlin
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    320
    Publisher:
    Grand Central Publishing (October 19, 2005)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781401308216
    ISBN-10:
    140130821X
    Case Pack:
    20
    File:
    hbgusa-hbgusa_onix30_P9412608_11242025-20251124.xml
    Folder:
    hbgusa
    As low as:
    $16.93
    Grade Level:
    8th Grade to College Graduate Student
    List Price:
    $21.99
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-HACH
    Discount Code:
    A
    Age Range:
    13 to 99
    Dimensions:
    6" x 8"
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Country of Origin:
    United States
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Grand Central Publishing
    Weight:
    16oz
  • Overview

    Now in paperback, the New York Times bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premier comics

    George Carlin's legendary irreverence and iconoclasm are on full display in When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? as he vainly scours the American landscape for signs of intelligence in his third national bestseller. Ranging from his absurdist side (Message from a Cockroach; TV News: The Death of Humpty Dumpty; Tips for Serial Killers) to his unerring ear for American speech (Politician Talk; Societal Clichs; Euphemisms: 13 sections) to his unsparing views on America and its values (War, God, Stuff Like That; Zero Tolerance; Tired of the Handi-crap), Carlin delivers everything that his fans expect, and then adds a few surprises.

    Carlin on the battle of the sexes:

    Here's all you have to know about men and women:

    Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.