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When Parents Worry (The Real Calls Doctors Receive...from Moles That Seem to Move to Funny-Smelling Poo)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Henry Anderson
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    160
    Publisher:
    Adams Media (October 18, 2012)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781440545481
    ISBN-10:
    1440545480
    Weight:
    5.12oz
    Dimensions:
    5.5" x 6.25" x 0.5"
    Case Pack:
    40
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04022026_P9912986_onix30_Complete-20260402.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $12.95
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    $9.97
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Adams Media
  • Overview

    A bird pooped in my daughter's mouth yesterday. Do we need to worry about anything?

    Sure, kids may say and do the darndest things, but concerned parents definitely take it to a whole other level. While these moms and dads certainly mean well, it's hard for anyone (even a pediatrician) not to dissolve into laughter when they hear weird and unexpected questions like:

    Betty ate cheese from a mousetrap from which the mouse also ate. Is that anything to worry about?

    Should my eight-year-old wear boxers or briefs?

    I dropped off my son's urine sample in a Tupperware container. Can you please give it back when you're done?

    From concerns about pickle-shaped poos to the risks of sitting on Santa's lap, Dr. Henry Anderson, a pediatrician in private practice, has heard it all—and now you can, too.