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'Tis Thee, Not Me (A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Clarice Tudor
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    144
    Publisher:
    Clarkson Potter/Ten Speed (May 5, 2026)
    Imprint:
    Clarkson Potter
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9798217034499
    Weight:
    15.4oz
    Dimensions:
    7.32" x 7.28" x 0.7"
    File:
    RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_full_active_D20260705T120456_156890274-20260705.xml
    Folder:
    RandomHouse
    List Price:
    $18.99
    Country of Origin:
    Malaysia
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Case Pack:
    32
    As low as:
    $14.62
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-RH
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    A
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  • Overview

    An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.

    Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. 

    Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.

    As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:

    • Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”
    • Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex")
    • A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
    • And more

    Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.