'Tis Thee, Not Me (A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions)
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Product Details
Author:
Clarice Tudor
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
144
Publisher:
Clarkson Potter/Ten Speed (May 5, 2026)
Imprint:
Clarkson Potter
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9798217034499
Weight:
15.4oz
Dimensions:
7.32" x 7.28" x 0.7"
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RandomHouse
List Price:
$18.99
Country of Origin:
Malaysia
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
32
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$14.62
Publisher Identifier:
P-RH
Discount Code:
A
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Yes
Overview
An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.
Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee.
Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.
As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:
Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.
Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee.
Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.
As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:
- Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”
- Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex")
- A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
- And more
Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.








