This Won't Help (Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable Apocalypse)
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Product Details
Author:
Eli Grober
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
272
Publisher:
The Experiment (October 24, 2023)
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781615199990
ISBN-10:
1615199993
Weight:
13.6oz
Dimensions:
5.8" x 8.6" x 1"
File:
-NortonNorton_030726-20260308-a.xml
List Price:
$25.95
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
36
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P-WWN
Discount Code:
B
Imprint:
The Experiment
Overview
There’s a lot going on, all the time. It may feel overwhelming. Don’t worry. It will end. This Won’t Help is here for you in the meantime—with 100 short, sharp, satirical essays that skewer a world raging with inaction, while maximizing the profits of self-destruction. As if that would help!
Eli Grober’s biting, Swiftian prose spares no one—not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the hypocrisy and dysfunction that surrounds us. But probably not.
Eli Grober’s biting, Swiftian prose spares no one—not the megalomaniacal billionaire fleeing Earth for a better life on unlivable Mars, not an extremely online family living completely off-grid, not even a fossil-fuel lobbyist insisting we all stop using straws. (Eli does spare a kind thought for the supremely intelligent readers with the good sense to buy this book.) Maybe, just maybe, descending through the inferno of our environmental, economic, and political landscape will help us find real solutions to the hypocrisy and dysfunction that surrounds us. But probably not.
