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This Book Is Not for You (A Picture Book Without Any Ninjas, Zombies, or Aliens)
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Product Details
Author:
Howard Pearlstein, Susanna Covelli
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
32
Publisher:
Familius (August 20, 2024)
Language:
English
Audience:
Children/juvenile
Age Range:
5 to 7
Grade Level:
Kindergarten to 2nd Grade
ISBN-13:
9781641709927
ISBN-10:
1641709928
Dimensions:
11" x 9" x 0.55"
File:
Eloquence-HNA_07022026_P10279019_onix30_Complete-20260701.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$17.99
Pub Discount:
65
As low as:
$13.85
Publisher Identifier:
P-ABRAMS
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
17.28oz
Case Pack:
26
Imprint:
Familius
Lexile Measure:
650L
Overview
CBC Hot of The Press August 2024 Title
With dynamic illustrations by Susanna Covelli that hilariously contradict the story, This Book Is Not for You is told hilariously by Howard Pearlstein in the voice of an oblivious narrator who explains why this book is not for you
Are you a kid?
Are you reading this book?
If so, drop it like a hot potato.
Seriously, skipper.
This book is not for you.
Packed with everything a kid could never want—nothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or silly—this picture book is really not for you. There definitely aren’t any monsters or ninjas, and you can forget about aliens. You probably won’t even like this story. But you’re going to read it anyway, aren’t you?
The narrator, a curmudgeonly man with an impressive mustache, is delightfully unaware of the funny, gross, cool, cute, and silly things happening around him and his anxious dog (who is very aware). Whenever the narrator speaks, monsters, aliens, and all the things that a kid would like jump off the page. So if this book is not for you, who is it for? (The answer is absolutely not at the end.)
With dynamic illustrations by Susanna Covelli that hilariously contradict the story, This Book Is Not for You is told hilariously by Howard Pearlstein in the voice of an oblivious narrator who explains why this book is not for you
Are you a kid?
Are you reading this book?
If so, drop it like a hot potato.
Seriously, skipper.
This book is not for you.
Packed with everything a kid could never want—nothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or silly—this picture book is really not for you. There definitely aren’t any monsters or ninjas, and you can forget about aliens. You probably won’t even like this story. But you’re going to read it anyway, aren’t you?
The narrator, a curmudgeonly man with an impressive mustache, is delightfully unaware of the funny, gross, cool, cute, and silly things happening around him and his anxious dog (who is very aware). Whenever the narrator speaks, monsters, aliens, and all the things that a kid would like jump off the page. So if this book is not for you, who is it for? (The answer is absolutely not at the end.)
