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Things Drunk People Say

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Kathleen Go
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    144
    Publisher:
    Skyhorse (August 1, 2009)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781602396425
    ISBN-10:
    1602396426
    Weight:
    17.84oz
    Dimensions:
    6" x 8" x 6.3"
    Case Pack:
    24
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04022026_P9912986_onix30_Complete-20260402.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $14.95
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    $11.51
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Skyhorse
  • Overview

    This is a collection of sometimes crass, always absurd, drunk quotes—ranging from the tipsy:

    “What did I tell you my name was?”
    “This shot has the faint smell of public restroom.”
    “This bar is as hot as uterus!”
    “I’m way too broke to be this wasted!”
    “Mom! Someone’s fucking in the bathroom again.”
    “What? You think the clitoris evolved from nothing?!”
    “You suck at drunk sex.”

    Quotes were submitted via social networking sites (MySpace, Facebook, Twitter) by bar-hopping eavesdroppers. Quotes are integrated into original, graphic art.