Things Drunk People Say
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Product Details
Author:
Kathleen Go
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
144
Publisher:
Skyhorse (August 1, 2009)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781602396425
ISBN-10:
1602396426
Weight:
17.84oz
Dimensions:
6" x 8" x 6.3"
Case Pack:
24
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04022026_P9912986_onix30_Complete-20260402.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
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$14.95
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Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Skyhorse
Overview
This is a collection of sometimes crass, always absurd, drunk quotesranging from the tipsy:
What did I tell you my name was?”
This shot has the faint smell of public restroom.”
This bar is as hot as uterus!”
I’m way too broke to be this wasted!”
Mom! Someone’s fucking in the bathroom again.”
What? You think the clitoris evolved from nothing?!”
You suck at drunk sex.”
Quotes were submitted via social networking sites (MySpace, Facebook, Twitter) by bar-hopping eavesdroppers. Quotes are integrated into original, graphic art.
What did I tell you my name was?”
This shot has the faint smell of public restroom.”
This bar is as hot as uterus!”
I’m way too broke to be this wasted!”
Mom! Someone’s fucking in the bathroom again.”
What? You think the clitoris evolved from nothing?!”
You suck at drunk sex.”
Quotes were submitted via social networking sites (MySpace, Facebook, Twitter) by bar-hopping eavesdroppers. Quotes are integrated into original, graphic art.








