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The Woodchipper
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Product Details
Author:
Joe Ollmann
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
216
Publisher:
Drawn and Quarterly (February 3, 2026)
Imprint:
Drawn and Quarterly
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781770468238
ISBN-10:
1770468234
Weight:
25oz
Dimensions:
6.8" x 10" x 0.75"
File:
RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_full_active_D20261004T130801_158010578-20261004.xml
Folder:
RandomHouse
List Price:
$25.00
Country of Origin:
China
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
18
As low as:
$19.25
Publisher Identifier:
P-RH
Discount Code:
A
QuickShip:
Yes
Overview
An award-winning cartoonist confronts anxiety and regret
A long-time city maintenance worker keeps pulling an accident prone newbie’s fat out of the fire or maybe in this case, an arm and another arm and a leg out of the woodchipper. What happens when NOTHING HAPPENS? Can a disaster averted still be a disaster?
In “Nestled All Snug,” frazzled bookstore clerk Sasha prepares to close the store and head home to watch Hallmark Christmas specials after a fight with her boyfriend means she’s home alone for the holidays. Hmm, that stack of boxes outside the bathroom seems a little precarious. Maybe Sasha will do returns when she gets back to work post-holidays. FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP. Guess someone is going to regret leaving their phone by the register before going to the bathroom.
In The Woodchipper, Joe Ollmann, cartoonist of the groundbreaking Governor General Award finalist Fictional Father, returns with a suite of comic short stories focused on his trademark nervous wreck characters caught in a series of escalating personal disasters. Everybody’s doing their best. Everybody’s just trying to get through the day.
A long-time city maintenance worker keeps pulling an accident prone newbie’s fat out of the fire or maybe in this case, an arm and another arm and a leg out of the woodchipper. What happens when NOTHING HAPPENS? Can a disaster averted still be a disaster?
In “Nestled All Snug,” frazzled bookstore clerk Sasha prepares to close the store and head home to watch Hallmark Christmas specials after a fight with her boyfriend means she’s home alone for the holidays. Hmm, that stack of boxes outside the bathroom seems a little precarious. Maybe Sasha will do returns when she gets back to work post-holidays. FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP. Guess someone is going to regret leaving their phone by the register before going to the bathroom.
In The Woodchipper, Joe Ollmann, cartoonist of the groundbreaking Governor General Award finalist Fictional Father, returns with a suite of comic short stories focused on his trademark nervous wreck characters caught in a series of escalating personal disasters. Everybody’s doing their best. Everybody’s just trying to get through the day.








