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The Unprofessionals (A Novel)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Julie Hecht
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    240
    Publisher:
    Simon & Schuster (August 12, 2008)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781416564270
    ISBN-10:
    1416564276
    Weight:
    8.8oz
    Dimensions:
    5.5" x 8.25" x 0.8"
    Case Pack:
    28
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_09032026_P10573212_onix30_Complete-20260903.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $15.99
    As low as:
    $12.31
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Simon & Schuster
  • Overview

    There is no American writer alive who is funnier, more inquisitive, or more surprising than Julie Hecht. The Unprofessionals, her first novel, whose narrator also told the stories in the author's bestselling collection Do the Windows Open?, is a triumph of tragicomedy. The book follows the odd friendship between the narrator -- a photographer in her late forties -- and a precocious raconteur, identified only as The Boy, whom she has known since his childhood. As the narrator and the young man regale each other with tales of the way Americans live now, she is also telling the story of his path to heroin addiction and his many attempts to recover.

    The Unprofessionals is a masterpiece of comic despair, illuminating our bewildering century, and a hilarious and sad story of two outsiders who see the world with painful clarity -- and as a whole, a novel of unexampled originality.