The Trouble with Nowadays (A Curmudgeon Strikes Back)
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Product Details
Author:
Cleveland Amory
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
224
Publisher:
Random House Publishing Group (May 12, 1981)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780345297204
ISBN-10:
0345297202
Weight:
9.4oz
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.5" x 0.5"
Case Pack:
24
File:
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RandomHouse
As low as:
$11.55
List Price:
$15.00
Publisher Identifier:
P-RH
Discount Code:
A
QuickShip:
Yes
Audience:
General/trade
Country of Origin:
United States
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Ballantine Books
Overview
A Crusty Curmudgeon and Charter Member of The Society to Put Things Back The Way They Were, bestselling author Cleveland Amory offers the last word on everything that has made a shambles out of modern life.
Servants: “I have often wondered where all the good, old-fashioned servants have gone. They must be somewhere, they couldn’t have all died.”
The Government: “The only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is that the Republicans are socialists and the Democrats are communists.”
Women: “The day I put ‘Ms.’ on a letter of mine, it’ll be either to someone else’s mistress or the Bureau of Msing Persons.”
Children: “Remember, children are, no matter how much we detest them, the you and me of tomorrow.”
Foreign Affairs: “Every damn president since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they’re just like a schoolboy with a new girl.”
Religion: “Nowadays Sunday is just one more excuse to do whatever you damn please.”
Servants: “I have often wondered where all the good, old-fashioned servants have gone. They must be somewhere, they couldn’t have all died.”
The Government: “The only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is that the Republicans are socialists and the Democrats are communists.”
Women: “The day I put ‘Ms.’ on a letter of mine, it’ll be either to someone else’s mistress or the Bureau of Msing Persons.”
Children: “Remember, children are, no matter how much we detest them, the you and me of tomorrow.”
Foreign Affairs: “Every damn president since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they’re just like a schoolboy with a new girl.”
Religion: “Nowadays Sunday is just one more excuse to do whatever you damn please.”
