The Quotable A**hole (More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike)
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Product Details
Author:
Eric Grzymkowski
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
256
Publisher:
Adams Media (October 15, 2011)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781440525650
ISBN-10:
144052565X
Weight:
12.96oz
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.438" x 0.6"
Case Pack:
40
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04132026_P9950054_onix30-20260412.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
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$14.99
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Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Adams Media
Overview
Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including:
You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.
So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.
- "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw
- "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
- "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali
You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.
So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.
