The First Lady Escapes (FLOTUS Flees The White House)
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Product Details
Author:
Verity Speeks
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
392
Publisher:
Roundfire Books (October 1, 2018)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781789042085
ISBN-10:
1789042089
Weight:
16.72oz
Dimensions:
5.43" x 8.59" x 0.97"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_06032026_P10163223_onix30_Complete-20260603.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$19.95
Case Pack:
32
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$17.16
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
C
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Roundfire Books
Overview
President Rex Funck is a loutish, lying old bully whose affairs have deeply hurt his stunning wife Natalia, a former model from Slovakia. Now he wants to get her pregnant so voters will see him as a macho stud and re-elect him in a landslide. Natalia despises Funck too much to go through with it. With the help of Angel, her gay Mexican hairdresser and BFF, she secretly flees the White House. To take her place they leave Moon, a ballsy trans woman who impersonates FLOTUS at a Miami drag-queen show. Natalia’s suspenseful escape becomes a personal journey of self-awareness with unexpected twists and outrageous characters. Meanwhile, when the truth comes out about Moon at the White House, all hell breaks loose. In The First Lady Escapes: FLOTUS Flees the White House, Natalia proves herself a true American hero by saving her beloved adopted country from getting Funcked. 'A rippingly funny and surreal lampoon, the comic relief we so desperately need from the twisted absurdity of our current political horrors. It will leave you gasping with laughter and Trumpetized all at the same time.' 'I can’t stop laughing! I’m buying a hundred copies to pass out at the next Women’s March!'
