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The Complete Geezer Guidebook (Everything You Need to Know about Being Old and Grumpy!)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Charles Adams, Dana Gillin
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    185
    Publisher:
    Linden Publishing (October 1, 2009)
    Imprint:
    Quill Driver Books
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9781884956980
    ISBN-10:
    188495698X
    Weight:
    9.74oz
    Dimensions:
    5.92" x 9.02" x 0.6"
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_08052026_P10441858_onix30_Complete-20260805.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $14.95
    Pub Discount:
    65
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    $11.51
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Case Pack:
    40
  • Overview

    Silver Prize winner, 19th Annual Mature Media Awards, National Media (Book) division.Defining the differences between run-of-the-mill old farts and the loveable geezer, this hilarious tome for old men illuminates what they need to embrace geezerhood. Tools for recognizing different types of geezers--from the golfer to the hypochondriac--help men identify what type of cranky old man they are, and geezer role models and great geezer moments offer inspiration for who they can ultimately become. Offering daily insights into geezer philosophies and tips for locating popular geezer stomping grounds, this must-have gift for grandpa also includes crosswords, puzzles, and ""New Yorker ""cartoons he can enjoy from the comfort of his own recliner.