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The Biggest Klutz in Fifth Grade
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Product Details
Author:
Bill Wallace
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
160
Publisher:
Aladdin (March 1, 1994)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780671869700
ISBN-10:
0671869701
Weight:
5.84oz
Dimensions:
5.25" x 8" x 0.6"
Case Pack:
40
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_05022026_P10038138_onix30_Complete-20260502.xml
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$6.92
Age Range:
8 to 12
Grade Level:
3rd Grade to 7th Grade
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$8.99
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Audience:
Children/juvenile
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Aladdin
Overview
Neal Moffet had called me "Fat Pat Berry, the Twinkletoes Fairy" one time too many. ANd when he started going on about what a klutz I was just because a flying tackle got me stuck under a chain-link fence...well, something snapped.
So when he bet me I couldn't get through the summer without getting stitches or breaking any bones, I took him on. Whoever lost had to kiss Kristine Pimpton (otherwise known as "The Blimp") in front of the entire school on the first day of sixth grade.
Just the thought of having to pucker up for those pudgy lips is enough to make me want to spend the summer sitting still. But the rules say I have to keep on playing football and basketball and riding bikes -- all that dangerous stuff. And Neal is so desperate to win, I don't trust him for a minute. Boy, is it going to be a long summer. Especially for a klutz like me.
So when he bet me I couldn't get through the summer without getting stitches or breaking any bones, I took him on. Whoever lost had to kiss Kristine Pimpton (otherwise known as "The Blimp") in front of the entire school on the first day of sixth grade.
Just the thought of having to pucker up for those pudgy lips is enough to make me want to spend the summer sitting still. But the rules say I have to keep on playing football and basketball and riding bikes -- all that dangerous stuff. And Neal is so desperate to win, I don't trust him for a minute. Boy, is it going to be a long summer. Especially for a klutz like me.
