The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
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Product Details
Author:
Robert Byrne
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
672
Publisher:
Touchstone (January 14, 2003)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780743235792
ISBN-10:
0743235797
Weight:
24.24oz
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.4375" x 1.4"
Case Pack:
10
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_10032026_P10711953_onix30_Complete-20261003.xml
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Folder:
Eloquence
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$38.99
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Touchstone
Overview
Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include:
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields
"Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr
"Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." -- George Burns
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields
"Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr
"Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." -- George Burns
