That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Human
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Product Details
Author:
Kimberly Lemming
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
352
Publisher:
Orbit (March 5, 2024)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780316570350
ISBN-10:
0316570354
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.2"
File:
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List Price:
$18.99
Series:
Mead Mishaps
Case Pack:
40
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$14.62
Publisher Identifier:
P-HACH
Discount Code:
A
Audience:
General/trade
Weight:
11.04oz
Country of Origin:
United States
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Orbit
Folder:
hbgusa
Overview
When a spirited young woman with a penchant for adventure finds herself locked away in a dragon’s tower, she realizes that fate has a peculiar sense of humor when it comes to her romantic prospects, in this laugh-out-loud fantasy rom-com.
All children are told fairytales. Some are epic adventures with high stakes and exciting twists, while others are tales of pitiful princesses trapped in boring towers pining for their Prince Charmings to come and rescue them. Growing up, Cherry always hated those stories. Why didn’t the princesses just get up and rescue themselves? Little did she know that her own fate would take an ironically similar turn. Because now, here she is. Stuck. In a tower. Turns out, when a dragon holds you hostage, he doesn’t just let you get up and leave.
Who knew?
And just when Cherry thinks she sees hope on the horizon, that hope is smashed to bits by—you guessed it—another damn dragon.
All children are told fairytales. Some are epic adventures with high stakes and exciting twists, while others are tales of pitiful princesses trapped in boring towers pining for their Prince Charmings to come and rescue them. Growing up, Cherry always hated those stories. Why didn’t the princesses just get up and rescue themselves? Little did she know that her own fate would take an ironically similar turn. Because now, here she is. Stuck. In a tower. Turns out, when a dragon holds you hostage, he doesn’t just let you get up and leave.
Who knew?
And just when Cherry thinks she sees hope on the horizon, that hope is smashed to bits by—you guessed it—another damn dragon.








