That Sexy Bear
| Expected release date is Jul 7th 2026 |
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- Branding: minimum 50 pieces (add’l costs below)
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Branding Options (v), Availability & Lead Times
- 1-Color Imprint: $2.00 ea.
- Promo-Page Insert: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed, single-sided page)
- Belly-Band Wrap: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed)
- Set-Up Charge: $45 per decoration
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- Branded Products: allow 10 business days from proof approval for production. Branding options may be limited or unavailable based on product design or cover artwork.
- Unbranded Products: allow 3-5 business days for shipping. All Unbranded items receive FREE ground shipping in the US. Inquire for international shipping.
- RETURNS/CANCELLATIONS: All orders, branded or unbranded, are NON-CANCELLABLE and NON-RETURNABLE once a purchase order has been received.
Product Details
Overview
"Thank the gods for the creative pair of Owlin, who are now giving us a tale that is 100% of the moment we’re living in." — FREAK SUGAR
Welcome to beautiful and scenic Cascadia Falls National Park! (Please do not feed the bears, no matter how much they beg!)
Commodified, gentrified, consumerized, and digitized, the Elysian environs of 21st-century Cascadia are now just more Content©™ . . . and so are its hopelessly acclimatized-to-tourists bears, Ginger and Yaya. Involuntary beer mascots and social media stars, these sexy bears have entirely forgotten how to bear, much to the frustration and chagrin of their park ranger caretakers, Eggs and Ricardo. And while Yaya has embraced the sweet life of the park's endless junk food buffet, Ginger is intrigued by a better future she starts to see with the patient Eggs's help. But corporate overlords will never accept a rebellious return to roots if it means cutting off the lucrative supply of Content . . . and that means the battle is on.
Owlin's antic, madcap meditation on the soul of humanity is brought to life in a widescreen vintage TV-style caper, perfect for all bears and the people who love them!









