Texts from Dog 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar
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| Expected release date is Jul 28th 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
October Jones
Format:
Calendar
Pages:
640
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing (July 28, 2026)
Imprint:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date:
July 28, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9798881607135
Weight:
13.44oz
Dimensions:
5.2" x 5.2" x 1.3"
File:
Eloquence-SimonAMP_07132026_P10326818_onix30-20260712.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$17.99
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
36
As low as:
$13.85
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Customizable:
Merch
Overview
Ever wonder what your dog would say if he could text? This calendar delivers a year's worth of laugh-out-loud canine commentary, featuring a tech-savvy pup who’s got opinions, plans, and plenty of emojis.
Meet Dog, the foul-mouthed British bulldog who’s always paws-itively connected—with his owner, that is.Introducing the Texts from Dog 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar—a hilarious journey with a tech-savvy canine who’s got a smartphone, zero-chill, and a lot to say. The daily pages feature snarky texts, motivational barks, and cheeky life advice straight from the paws of a bulldog who knows how to keep it real (and punctual). From begging for snacks via emoji to sending dramatic updates about the mailman, Dog's texts to his human are equal parts ridiculous and relatable.
Features include:
Meet Dog, the foul-mouthed British bulldog who’s always paws-itively connected—with his owner, that is.Introducing the Texts from Dog 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar—a hilarious journey with a tech-savvy canine who’s got a smartphone, zero-chill, and a lot to say. The daily pages feature snarky texts, motivational barks, and cheeky life advice straight from the paws of a bulldog who knows how to keep it real (and punctual). From begging for snacks via emoji to sending dramatic updates about the mailman, Dog's texts to his human are equal parts ridiculous and relatable.
Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- 4.6" x 4.6" page size
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Daily Extra! bonus content on the back of each day's page
