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Surviving Romantasy (The Realm of Red Flags: A Practical Guide to Impractical Men and Impossible Quests)

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Expected release date is Oct 20th 2026
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  • Product Details

    Author:
    IglooBooks, Gemma Barder, Amy Hodkin
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    96
    Publisher:
    Igloo Books (October 20, 2026)
    Imprint:
    SparkPool
    Release Date:
    October 20, 2026
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9781805854586
    ISBN-10:
    1805854585
    Weight:
    6.13oz
    Dimensions:
    5.12" x 6.7" x 0.51"
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_07302026_P10416224_onix30-20260730.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $9.99
    Pub Discount:
    65
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    $7.69
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
  • Overview

    Perfect for romantasy lovers, fantasy readers, and anyone who's ever thought 'I could fix him!' about a fictional character, Surviving Romantasy delivers a sharp, tongue-in-cheek reality check on the tropes we adore but should never attempt in real life.

    Across 96 pages, this witty hardback blends humor, bold commentary, and playful illustrations to reveal the impracticalities, red flags, and outrageous expectations baked into romantasy worlds - from leather corsets never designed for real bodies to dramatic forest escapades that sound romantic. . . until you consider the hygiene situation.

    In this joyful, self-aware celebration of the genre - equal parts love letter and lovingly delivered wake-up call - readers will discover why dating a centuries-old vampire is probably a tax nightmare, how a toxic immortal shadowing your every move would get you both called into HR before lunch, and why heroes who communicate exclusively in smoulders are not a sustainable life plan.

    A perfect gift for romantasy fans, BookTok enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever stayed up until 3 a.m. whisper-sobbing over a fictional man with wings, this playful guide reminds us that fantasy is fabulous - just as long as it stays in the book.