Steel Rainbow (The Legendary Underground Guide To Becoming An '80S Rock Star)
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Product Details
Author:
Jordan Hart
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
208
Publisher:
Globe Pequot Publishing (June 5, 2012)
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9780762780730
ISBN-10:
0762780738
Weight:
8.96oz
Case Pack:
24
File:
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$12.95
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Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
C
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Lyons Press
Folder:
Eloquence
Overview
Looking back at '80s Hair Metal, one thing is apparent—every band looked and sounded exactly the same. According to legend, this is because of a secret text written by an anonymous record label in 1984 that promised fame and fortune to anyone who followed it word-for-word. As the music scene started to change in the '90s, this text faded into obscurity, never to be read and followed again…until now. Here, in all its glory, is a replica of that original text, painstakingly rewritten word-by-word for today's retro music hopefuls to follow. The text, which covers everything from how to write music to how to dress, includes the following illustrated tips:On How to Look:Be sure to showcase your chest 75 percent of the time.On How to Write Music:Usë excëssivë ümlaüts in söng titlës.Write a song for all the ladies out there, and declare it in the intro.On How to Play: Multiply the number of amps you need by six.








