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Shithead Laureate

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SKU:
9781944866921
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  • Product Details

    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    106
    Publisher:
    CLASH Books (July 13, 2021)
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9781944866921
    ISBN-10:
    1944866922
    Dimensions:
    5" x 8"
    File:
    CONSORTIUM-Metadata_Only_Consortium_Customer_Group_Metadata_20260401130216-20260401.xml
    Folder:
    CONSORTIUM
    List Price:
    $15.95
    Case Pack:
    66
    As low as:
    $12.28
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-PER
    Discount Code:
    A
    Author:
    Homeless
    Country of Origin:
    United States
    Weight:
    4.32oz
    Imprint:
    CLASH Books
  • Overview

    Hello. I am Homeless. Soon your head will be my home.  No… Your head is already my home. 

    My thoughts are inside of you as you read this.  Therefore, I am inside of you now. Living inside you. Walking around in my boxer briefs. Scratching my balls. Rearranging the mental furniture inside your head. Opening the space up in case I feel like entertaining.  I plan on entertaining.  Thank you for letting me live inside your head.  Thank you for giving me a warm place to stay.  At least for now. I am Homeless. Hello. Hello…