Shart Attack
List Price:
$13.99
| Expected release date is Sep 29th 2026 |
- Availability: Confirm prior to ordering
- Branding: minimum 50 pieces (add’l costs below)
- Check Freight Rates (branded products only)
Branding Options (v), Availability & Lead Times
- 1-Color Imprint: $2.00 ea.
- Promo-Page Insert: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed, single-sided page)
- Belly-Band Wrap: $2.50 ea. (full-color printed)
- Set-Up Charge: $45 per decoration
- Availability: Product availability changes daily, so please confirm your quantity is available prior to placing an order.
- Branded Products: allow 10 business days from proof approval for production. Branding options may be limited or unavailable based on product design or cover artwork.
- Unbranded Products: allow 3-5 business days for shipping. All Unbranded items receive FREE ground shipping in the US. Inquire for international shipping.
- RETURNS/CANCELLATIONS: All orders, branded or unbranded, are NON-CANCELLABLE and NON-RETURNABLE once a purchase order has been received.
Product Details
Author:
Maeda Messinpants
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
144
Publisher:
Skyhorse (September 29, 2026)
Imprint:
Skyhorse
Release Date:
September 29, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781510786875
ISBN-10:
1510786872
Weight:
7.42oz
Dimensions:
5" x 7"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04022026_P9912986_onix30_Complete-20260402.xml
List Price:
$13.99
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
25
As low as:
$10.77
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Folder:
Eloquence
Overview
Ever found yourself in a “crappy” situation with no tissue in sight? Fear not, brave reader — Shart Attack has your backside covered! This cheeky gag gift book is packed with hundreds of gloriously blank pages, perfect for . . . well, you know what.
Crafted with premium ultra-soft (ish) paper, this “novel” offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It’s the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.
Whether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who’s full of it, Shart Attack is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).
Warning: Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.
Crafted with premium ultra-soft (ish) paper, this “novel” offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It’s the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.
Whether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who’s full of it, Shart Attack is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).
Warning: Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.
