Shart Attack!
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$12.99
| Expected release date is Sep 29th 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Maeda Messinpants
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
120
Publisher:
Skyhorse (September 29, 2026)
Imprint:
Skyhorse
Release Date:
September 29, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781510786875
ISBN-10:
1510786872
Weight:
1.78oz
Dimensions:
4" x 6"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_07042026_P10292974_onix30_Complete-20260704.xml
List Price:
$12.99
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
25
As low as:
$10.00
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Folder:
Eloquence
Overview
Ever found yourself in a “crappy” situation with no tissue in sight? Fear not, brave reader — Shart Attack has your backside covered! This cheeky gag gift book is packed with hundreds of gloriously blank pages, perfect for . . . well, you know what.
Crafted with premium ultra-soft (ish) paper, this “novel” offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It’s the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.
Whether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who’s full of it, Shart Attack is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).
Warning: Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.
Crafted with premium ultra-soft (ish) paper, this “novel” offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It’s the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.
Whether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who’s full of it, Shart Attack is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).
Warning: Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.
