Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar
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| Expected release date is Aug 11th 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Format:
Calendar
Pages:
640
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing (August 11, 2026)
Imprint:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date:
August 11, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9798881606756
Weight:
0.9oz
Dimensions:
5.118" x 5.118" x 1.339"
File:
Eloquence-SimonAMP_04012026_P9906871_onix30_Complete-20260401.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$17.99
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
36
As low as:
$13.85
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Overview
Unleash a daily dose of Elizabethan sass with this hilariously cutting desktop calendar.
A pox on your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
—The Tempest
Why, thou peevish sheep!
—The Comedy of Errors
This year roast with rhythm and mock with meter! The Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar transforms your everyday banter into witty wordplay and sophisticated zingers worthy of the Globe itself. Enjoy over three hundred handpicked insults straight from Shakespeare’s plays, guaranteed to keep you laughing and talking trash all year long. Perfect for drama lovers, word nerds, and anyone who wants to sound smart while throwing shade.
Features include:
A pox on your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
—The Tempest
Why, thou peevish sheep!
—The Comedy of Errors
This year roast with rhythm and mock with meter! The Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar transforms your everyday banter into witty wordplay and sophisticated zingers worthy of the Globe itself. Enjoy over three hundred handpicked insults straight from Shakespeare’s plays, guaranteed to keep you laughing and talking trash all year long. Perfect for drama lovers, word nerds, and anyone who wants to sound smart while throwing shade.
Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Page size: 4.606" x 4.606"
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Over 300 hilarious insults excerpted from Shakespeare’s plays
