Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves (Featuring Over 150 Suicidal Pets!)
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Product Details
Author:
Duncan Birmingham
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
160
Publisher:
Crown (December 1, 2009)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780307589880
ISBN-10:
0307589889
Weight:
10oz
Dimensions:
5" x 6.48" x 0.43"
Case Pack:
24
File:
RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_full_active_D20260405T165752_155746802-20260405.xml
Folder:
RandomHouse
As low as:
$7.70
List Price:
$10.00
Publisher Identifier:
P-RH
Discount Code:
A
QuickShip:
Yes
Audience:
General/trade
Country of Origin:
Malaysia
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Crown
Overview
PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS.
SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.
SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.
