P is for Perimenopause (The ABCs of a Hormonal Hellscape)
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| Expected release date is Mar 23rd 2027 |
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Product Details
Author:
Elisabeth Saake, Holley Maher
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
96
Publisher:
The Collective Book Studio (March 23, 2027)
Imprint:
The Collective Book Studio
Release Date:
March 23, 2027
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781685556884
ISBN-10:
1685556884
Weight:
5.2oz
Dimensions:
4.5" x 6.5" x 0.55"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_07082026_P10308955_onix30-20260708.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$16.95
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
32
As low as:
$13.05
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Overview
A sharply funny, fully illustrated ABC gift book about the chaos and absurdity of perimenopause, offering a hilarious alphabet of symptoms, spirals, and situations women were never warned about but will immediately recognize.
Perimenopause does not ask for a written invitation. It arrives without warning and, before you realize what’s happening, starts messing with your metabolism, ransacking your relationships, and sabotaging your sleep and sense of self.
In P is for Perimenopause: The ABCs of a Hormonal Hellscape, each letter pairs irreverent, deeply relatable humor with vivid, emotionally observant illustrations to name a symptom, behavior, or cultural absurdity with striking specificity. From brain fog and baffling body changes to late-night overthinking and quiet, simmering rage, the book reflects the experience in a way that seems both ridiculous and unmistakably familiar.
Structured as an escalating, alliterative alphabet, the book builds from early confusion to full-system overload, expanding beyond the A–Z with a brutally honest glossary, a full-body diagram of everything that seems to be going wrong, all-night search histories, and survival-kit essentials.
This is a book to be read aloud, laughed over, and passed among friends. It names the chaos, the rage, the weirdness, and the quiet panic with honesty and humor, giving women a way to feel seen and a little less alone.
Perimenopause does not ask for a written invitation. It arrives without warning and, before you realize what’s happening, starts messing with your metabolism, ransacking your relationships, and sabotaging your sleep and sense of self.
In P is for Perimenopause: The ABCs of a Hormonal Hellscape, each letter pairs irreverent, deeply relatable humor with vivid, emotionally observant illustrations to name a symptom, behavior, or cultural absurdity with striking specificity. From brain fog and baffling body changes to late-night overthinking and quiet, simmering rage, the book reflects the experience in a way that seems both ridiculous and unmistakably familiar.
Structured as an escalating, alliterative alphabet, the book builds from early confusion to full-system overload, expanding beyond the A–Z with a brutally honest glossary, a full-body diagram of everything that seems to be going wrong, all-night search histories, and survival-kit essentials.
This is a book to be read aloud, laughed over, and passed among friends. It names the chaos, the rage, the weirdness, and the quiet panic with honesty and humor, giving women a way to feel seen and a little less alone.
