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Over 50's Jokes
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Don't worry if your hair starts to fall out or if your bones are starting to creak. After all, it's only the very beginning of middle age! So, the answer's either to laugh or cry with these clever, witty and just crazy jokes… Over 50's Jokes is the perfect gift for a relative or friend!
With everything from age-related wear and tear, to why policemen always look so dang young, these classic jokes will have you looking forward to a dull evening in! Try to focus on the positives...being bald means never having to wash your hair! You can start to use the phrase "in my day...", become shamelessly disillusioned with the modern world and stop worrying about what people think.
Helen Exley personally selected all of the jokes, quotes and illustrations in this book and it is illustrated in color throughout with hilarious cartoons by Roland Fiddy.
Middle age is when you are sitting at home on Saturday night and the phone rings, and you hope it isn't for you.
- OGDEN NASH
