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One-Liner Wisdom for Today's Guys

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Jeffrey Dean
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    128
    Publisher:
    Random House Children's Books (October 31, 2006)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781590529713
    ISBN-10:
    1590529715
    Weight:
    3.89oz
    Dimensions:
    5.5" x 5.5" x 0.3"
    Case Pack:
    48
    File:
    RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_delta_active_D20260617T073921_156615805-20260617.xml
    Folder:
    RandomHouse
    As low as:
    $10.78
    List Price:
    $14.00
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-RH
    Discount Code:
    A
    QuickShip:
    Yes
    Audience:
    Children/juvenile
    Country of Origin:
    United States
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Multnomah Children's
  • Overview

    What Do You Call Cheese that Isn’t Yours?

    One-liners. The jokes are known for little more than eliciting a groan or two from you. But since Jeffery Dean came up with this handy booklet for teens, one-liners have become a handy tool. These quotes, questions, and statements will cut to the chase and spark the, “Hmmm…I never thought of that before!” section of your gray matter. Some are funny, some are convicting. Each is thought-provoking. Bring a little simplicity back to your complicated life. Don’t expect the world’s problems to be solved or all of your personal troubles to immediately go away. But do look for plenty of food for thought about what really matters. By the way, the cheese that doesn’t belong to you? It’s nacho cheese. (A cheesier one-liner than anything you’ll find in this book.)

    Think.

    Do you live life looking back or looking forward?

    But not too hard.

    God has your name tattooed on His heart.

    Tattoos are permanent.

    Funny and deep. Surprising and smart. One-liners to put you on top of your day.

    “Jeffrey Dean has a way of zeroing in on today’s youth culture. He knows teens and how to communicate the love of Jesus to them in a way that captures their attention and convicts their hearts.”
    -Josh McDowell