Old Man Drinks (Recipes, Advice, and Barstool Wisdom)
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Product Details
Author:
Robert Schnakenberg, Michael E. Reali
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
160
Publisher:
Quirk Books (April 1, 2010)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781594744501
ISBN-10:
1594744505
Weight:
8.48oz
Dimensions:
4.2" x 6.2" x 0.7"
Case Pack:
60
File:
Eloquence-SimonAMP_09102026_P10602553_onix30-20260910.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
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$11.54
List Price:
$14.99
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
QuickShip:
Yes
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Quirk Books
Overview
Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man! These Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.








