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Old Man Drinks (Recipes, Advice, and Barstool Wisdom)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Robert Schnakenberg, Michael E. Reali
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    160
    Publisher:
    Quirk Books (April 1, 2010)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781594744501
    ISBN-10:
    1594744505
    Weight:
    8.48oz
    Dimensions:
    4.2" x 6.2" x 0.7"
    Case Pack:
    60
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonAMP_09102026_P10602553_onix30-20260910.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    As low as:
    $11.54
    List Price:
    $14.99
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    QuickShip:
    Yes
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Quirk Books
  • Overview

    Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man! These Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.