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Not If You Break Up with Me First - 9781665950015
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Product Details
Author:
G.F. Miller
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
288
Publisher:
Aladdin (June 4, 2024)
Language:
English
Audience:
Children/juvenile
Age Range:
10 to 99
Grade Level:
5th Grade
ISBN-13:
9781665950015
ISBN-10:
1665950013
Weight:
12.56oz
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.25" x 1.3"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04102026_P9942819_onix30-20260410.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$19.99
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
40
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$15.39
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Imprint:
Aladdin
Overview
Two friends who have unhappily found themselves accidentally dating try to drive the other one to call things off in this witty and heartfelt middle school romance.
Childhood friends Eve and Andrew are destined to be together—everyone says so, especially their friends and classmates who are all suddenly crush-obsessed. So when Eve and Andrew’s first eighth grade school dance rolls around and Eve, feeling the pressure, awkwardly asks Andrew to go with her, everyone assumes they are Officially Dating and Practically in Love. Overwhelmed, Eve and Andrew just…go with it.
And it’s weird. Neither of them wants this dating thing to mess up their friendship, and they don’t really see each other that way. But they also don’t want to be the one to call things off, the one to make things super awkward. So they both—separately—pledge to be the worst boyfriend or girlfriend ever, leaving it to the other person to break up with them. It would be genius…if the other person weren’t doing the exact same thing.
Childhood friends Eve and Andrew are destined to be together—everyone says so, especially their friends and classmates who are all suddenly crush-obsessed. So when Eve and Andrew’s first eighth grade school dance rolls around and Eve, feeling the pressure, awkwardly asks Andrew to go with her, everyone assumes they are Officially Dating and Practically in Love. Overwhelmed, Eve and Andrew just…go with it.
And it’s weird. Neither of them wants this dating thing to mess up their friendship, and they don’t really see each other that way. But they also don’t want to be the one to call things off, the one to make things super awkward. So they both—separately—pledge to be the worst boyfriend or girlfriend ever, leaving it to the other person to break up with them. It would be genius…if the other person weren’t doing the exact same thing.
