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Product Details
Author:
Chad Johnston
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
216
Publisher:
Histria Books (May 28, 2013)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780615825557
ISBN-10:
0615825559
Dimensions:
6" x 9"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_06112026_P10196349_onix30-20260611.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$19.99
Pub Discount:
65
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$17.19
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
C
Imprint:
Histria Perspectives
Weight:
16oz
Audience:
General/trade
Overview
Chad Thomas Johnston’s Nightmarriage is a whimsical memoir that explores the terrors of marriage and the perils of parenthood. Adapted from Johnston’s blog series of the same name, Nightmarriage proves that, when two people marry, their flaws tie the knot, too. In essays such as “My Wife, the Black Hole,” “Hearts and Jumper Cables,” “Knives and Wives,” “Honeymoonwalking (to Jail),” and “Blessed Are the Tentmakers,” Johnston weaves stories on his literary loom that are equal parts luminous and lunatic.
Writing as only a minister’s son with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder can, Johnston has crafted an observational ode to both the blunders and wonders of wedlock, and his writing is punctuated accordingly with absurd alliteration, appalling puns, and madcap metaphors. Nightmarriage is a must-read for fans of David Sedaris, Robert Fulghum, and Anne Lamott.
While Johnston created the cover art himself, the interior of the book features original work by artists BARRR, Dan Billen, Ben Chlapek, Megan Frauenhoffer, Danny Joe Gibson, Mark Montgomery, and Darin M. White. The appendices of the book also include Twitter stream excerpts, recipes, artist information, and other miscellany from the world of Chad Thomas Johnston.








