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New Teeth (Stories) - 9780316536677
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Product Details
Author:
Simon Rich
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
240
Publisher:
Little, Brown and Company (July 26, 2022)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780316536677
ISBN-10:
0316536679
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8.2" x 0.95"
File:
hbgusa-hbgusa_onix30_P9894169_03302026-20260330.xml
Folder:
hbgusa
List Price:
$17.99
Case Pack:
20
As low as:
$13.85
Publisher Identifier:
P-HACH
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
7.68oz
Audience:
General/trade
Country of Origin:
United States
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Little, Brown Paperbacks
Overview
Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the award-winning “Serena Williams of humor writing” (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying not to be one.
Called a “comedic Godsend” by Conan O’Brien and “the Stephen King of comedy writing” by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet.
Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with co-parenting. A woman raised by wolves prepares for her parents’ annual Thanksgiving visit. An aging mutant superhero is forced to learn humility when the mayor kicks him upstairs to a desk job. And in the hard-boiled caper “The Big Nap,” a weary two-year-old detective struggles to make sense of “a world gone mad.”
Equal parts silly and sincere, New Teeth is an ode to growing up, growing older, and what it means to make a family.
Called a “comedic Godsend” by Conan O’Brien and “the Stephen King of comedy writing” by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet.
Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with co-parenting. A woman raised by wolves prepares for her parents’ annual Thanksgiving visit. An aging mutant superhero is forced to learn humility when the mayor kicks him upstairs to a desk job. And in the hard-boiled caper “The Big Nap,” a weary two-year-old detective struggles to make sense of “a world gone mad.”
Equal parts silly and sincere, New Teeth is an ode to growing up, growing older, and what it means to make a family.








