Motherfucking Sharks
| Expected release date is Dec 1st 2026 |
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Product Details
Overview
Motherfucking Sharks answers a question as old as time: what would happen to a struggling ghost town if flying sharks attacked it?
On the eve of a hellacious storm, a stranger comes to town with a warning. He juggles skulls, he is tattooed from head to toe, and he talks of magical, murderous sharks that will destroy the unprepared. Of course, no one listens. What happens next is what happens to all places that ignore outsiders—they are decimated by the unimaginable–motherfucking sharks.
Motherfucking Sharks is a weird western and cult classic from Wonder Award-winning author, Brian Allen Carr. A book that is full of humor, bloodshed, lyrical musings, and a lot of fucking death, it’s Cormac McCarthy on crack.









