Miserable Love Stories (25 Romantic Disasters That Are Worse Than Yours)
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Product Details
Author:
Alex Bernstein
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
272
Publisher:
Racehorse (February 4, 2020)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781631585838
ISBN-10:
1631585835
Dimensions:
5" x 7" x 0.8"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_08052026_P10441858_onix30_Complete-20260805.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$14.99
As low as:
$11.54
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
7.84oz
Case Pack:
36
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Racehorse
Overview
Funny Short Stories for Heart-Breakers, the Broken-Hearted and the Completely Utterly Confused
Whether you’re headed to that exciting first date where you’ll inevitably spill Cabernet all over yourself or you and your significant other are celebrating Date Night #4,081 with an extra pint of Halo Top, everyone can agree on one thing: Love Stinks. How to escape the endless cycle of melancholy? Well, you probably can’t. What you can do is take comfort in humorist Alex Bernstein’s new collection of stories about miserable mad crushes, amorous infidelities and bittersweet romances.
Hear stories of horrific bridesmaids’ dresses, strange love at airports, awkward confessions, manic pixie dream girls, a secret tryst between Richard Nixon and Liza Minnelli, uncomfortable road trips, the bizarre state of future sex and, of course, true, everlasting love. So, curl up with your favorite valentine and enjoy such titles as:
Whether you’re headed to that exciting first date where you’ll inevitably spill Cabernet all over yourself or you and your significant other are celebrating Date Night #4,081 with an extra pint of Halo Top, everyone can agree on one thing: Love Stinks. How to escape the endless cycle of melancholy? Well, you probably can’t. What you can do is take comfort in humorist Alex Bernstein’s new collection of stories about miserable mad crushes, amorous infidelities and bittersweet romances.
Hear stories of horrific bridesmaids’ dresses, strange love at airports, awkward confessions, manic pixie dream girls, a secret tryst between Richard Nixon and Liza Minnelli, uncomfortable road trips, the bizarre state of future sex and, of course, true, everlasting love. So, curl up with your favorite valentine and enjoy such titles as:
- Dick & Liza
- Circle in the Square
- The Qualified Apology
- The Eight Hour Kiss
- The Deli Chick
- The Forrest Gump Question
- Sexpo 2041
- Come Home Soon
- My Annoying Mother
- And more!
