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Lay Your A** Down and Shut the F*** Up
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| Expected release date is Sep 1st 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Charlie Mac
Format:
Board Book
Pages:
32
Publisher:
Rare Bird Books (September 1, 2026)
Imprint:
Rare Bird Books
Release Date:
September 1, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781644285718
ISBN-10:
1644285711
Weight:
0.8oz
Dimensions:
8" x 5"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04222026_P9988629_onix30-20260422.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$20.00
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
48
As low as:
$15.40
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Overview
Equal parts therapy, confession, and comedic release, this book captures the universal experience of trying to get children to sleep when logic, reason, and hope have already clocked out.
In Lay Your A Down and Shut the F*** Up, Charlie Mac once again subverts the traditional picture book, pairing bright, gentle illustrations with brutally candid comedy about sleep deprivation, parental burnout, and nighttime chaos. The result is a razor-sharp satire of modern parenting—where exhaustion, love, frustration, and profanity collide.
A perfect companion to Man, F* Them Kids, this sequel proves that bedtime is where sanity goes to die—and humor is the only thing that saves it.
In Lay Your A Down and Shut the F*** Up, Charlie Mac once again subverts the traditional picture book, pairing bright, gentle illustrations with brutally candid comedy about sleep deprivation, parental burnout, and nighttime chaos. The result is a razor-sharp satire of modern parenting—where exhaustion, love, frustration, and profanity collide.
A perfect companion to Man, F* Them Kids, this sequel proves that bedtime is where sanity goes to die—and humor is the only thing that saves it.
