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La biblia Godínez / The Desk Jockey's Bible (Spanish Edition)
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Overview
En el principioDios creó los cielos y la tierra. Luego puso hierba verde y creó los monstruos marinos y demás especies; para crear finalmente al hombre, a su imagen y semejanza. Hembra y varón fueron creados, cayeron en pecado, se pusieron un traje gris y colgaron en sus cinturas un gafete como lastre...así es como nació el Godín.
Ya sea que estés en el Génesis elaborando tu CV o renunciando en pleno Apocalipsis, La Biblia Godínez te llenará de útiles recomendaciones deimagen pública para hacer de tu entorno laboral un lugar de grandes oportunidades para tucrecimiento profesional.
Pasando por Los 10 Mandamientos de la imagen profesional como#Santificarás las fiestas corporativas# y#No desearás a la mujer ni al hombre de tu cubículo# o Los 7 Pecados capitales de la oficina como #La gula# que provoca el Mal del puerco o #La avaricia# que te ayudará a pedir aumentos y ganar más; La Biblia Godínez es un texto indispensable para quien desea ascender a los cielos profesionales y convertirse en una deidad de la oficina.
Entre otras cosas aprenderás a:
- Prepararte exitosamente para una entrevista de trabajo.
- Producirte físicamente para trabajar.
- Ganarte a tus jefes para ascender en la organización.
- Comportarte eficientemente en juntas y citas de negocios.
- Lidiar con envidias, crisis y hasta romances de oficina.
¡Qué esperas, pasa de ser un Godín a un God-IN!
ENGLISH DESCRIPTION
Survive the office apocalypse and triumph in work heaven.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Then He brought forth green grass and created the marine creatures and other species, and finally He created man, in His image and likeness. Man and woman were created, they fell into sin, put on a gray suit and hung an ID badge on their waist like an albatross. And thus, the desk jockey was born.
Whether you are in Genesis polishing your resume, or quitting in the midst of the Apocalypse, The Desk Jockey’s Bible will give you tons of useful recommendations to make your workplace a place full of great opportunities for your professional development. From the Ten Commandments of Professionalism like “Thou shalt honor company parties” and “Thou shalt not covet any man or woman in your cubicle,” or the Seven Deadly Sins of the Office like Gluttony, which brings on food comas, or Greed, which will help you ask for a raise and earn more money. The Desk Jockey’s Bible is an essential tool for those who want to ascend to professional heaven and become an office god.
Among other things, you will learn to:
-Prepare for a successful job interview.
-Win over your bosses to rise up in the organization.
-Behave efficiently in meetings and appointments.
-Deal with jealousy, crises, and even office romances.
