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Jokes for Mom (More than 300 Eye-Rolling Wisecracks and Snarky Jokes about Husbands, Kids, the Absolute Need for Wine, and More)
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Product Details
Author:
Jo King
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
192
Publisher:
Racehorse (May 7, 2019)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781631584800
ISBN-10:
1631584804
Case Pack:
36
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_07042026_P10292974_onix30_Complete-20260704.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$9.99
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$7.69
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Weight:
9.12oz
Discount Code:
A
Dimensions:
5" x 7" x 0.7"
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Racehorse
Overview
Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around!
Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as:
• Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free.
• Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
• Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma.
• There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot!
Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”
Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as:
• Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free.
• Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
• Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma.
• There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot!
Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”
