I'll Never Be a Hand Model (And Other Stories I Tell My Therapist)
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Product Details
Author:
Sarah Wesley Lemire
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
190
Publisher:
Woodhall Press (April 6, 2021)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781949116410
ISBN-10:
1949116417
Dimensions:
6" x 9" x 0.4"
File:
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Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$21.95
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$18.88
Publisher Identifier:
P-IPG
Discount Code:
C
Weight:
6.56oz
Case Pack:
56
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
60
Imprint:
Woodhall Press
Overview
From banjo-playing aliens and bikini waxes to crushing on John Denver and men in tight football pants, Sarah Lemire has been entertaining readers for years with her award-winning humor columns. Collected here for the first time in I'll Never Be a Hand Model: and Other Stories I Tell My Therapist, these slice-of-life vignettes will have you laughing at Sarah's hilarious spin on her ordinary life. Dysfunctional family trips, sarcastic observations, and childhood blunders all tumble together with wit, charm, and a heaping dose of secondhand embarrassment.
