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I Married An Earthling (A Novel)

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Alvin Orloff
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    240
    Publisher:
    Manic D Press, Inc. (April 1, 2000)
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9780916397647
    ISBN-10:
    0916397645
    Weight:
    11.2oz
    Dimensions:
    5.5" x 8.5" x 0.6"
    File:
    CONSORTIUM-Metadata_Only_Consortium_Customer_Group_Metadata_20260401130214-20260401.xml
    Folder:
    CONSORTIUM
    List Price:
    $13.95
    Case Pack:
    36
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    $10.74
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-PER
    Discount Code:
    A
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Manic D Press, Inc.
  • Overview


    In this rollicking send-up of traditional science fiction, Earth Studies professor Norvex 7 from the planet Zeeron decides to increase his university status by visiting Earth accompanied by Veeba 22, a chic hairdresser of the highest social order. Mistaken for evil villains and harmless frauds instead of the fabulous celebrities they are, Norvex ends up in San Francisco where all hell breaks loose when he crosses paths with the adolescent agony of Chester Julian, a gay Goth teenager acne. Part Jacqueline Susann romantasy, part cheesy Lost In Space episode, this gay comedy will delight any fan of pop culture literature.