I Don't Care If It's A Boy Or A Girl So Long As It's Deductible (And 174 Other Zany Remarks for the Oblivious Dad-to-Be)
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Product Details
Author:
Linda Perret, Gene Perret, Adam Eastburn
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
184
Publisher:
Familius (April 4, 2017)
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781944822880
ISBN-10:
1944822887
Weight:
9.92oz
Dimensions:
6" x 6" x 0.7"
File:
Eloquence-HNA_05022026_P10035510_onix30_Complete-20260501.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$12.99
Pub Discount:
65
Series:
Perret's Joke Book Series
Case Pack:
40
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$10.00
Publisher Identifier:
P-ABRAMS
Discount Code:
A
Imprint:
Familius
Overview
From the moment you hear you’re going to be a father, you’ll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child’s car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language (Braxton-Hicks, teething ring, nasal aspirator, and onesie, just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember what 3 a.m. looks like? If not, you will!)
This humorous look at the journey through fatherhood will keep you laughing and crying at the greatest adventure you’ll ever take.
