I Bark, Therefore I Am (Funny Dog Thoughts, Humor, and Photography for Dog Lovers)
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| Expected release date is Oct 27th 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Charlotte Jean
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
136
Publisher:
The Collective Book Studio (October 27, 2026)
Imprint:
The Collective Book Studio
Release Date:
October 27, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781685553135
ISBN-10:
1685553133
Weight:
7.76oz
Dimensions:
5.5" x 6.5"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04232026_P9993796_onix30-20260423.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$16.95
Pub Discount:
65
Series:
Inner Monologues of the Domesticated
Case Pack:
32
As low as:
$13.05
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Overview
Discover the hilarious inner thoughts of dogs in this photo-filled gift book for dog lovers.
From snack obsessions to backyard philosophy, I Bark, Therefore I Am pairs expressive dog photography with witty, relatable captions to bring to life the soulful, sarcastic, and endlessly lovable personalities of our four-legged companions.
Whether your dog is a noble guardian, a professional treat negotiator, or a champion couch hog, you’ll recognize their thoughts in these laugh-out-loud canine confessions.
Here’s what makes I Bark, Therefore I Am the perfect gift for dog lovers:
• Hilarious Canine Inner Monologues: Clever captions reveal what dogs might really be thinking, from treat strategies to deep thoughts about squirrels.
• Adorable Full-Color Dog Photography: Expressive portraits bring every joke to life and make each page irresistible.
• Relatable Humor for Every Dog Owner: Anyone who has ever lived with a dog will recognize these funny, familiar moments.
• A Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, stocking stuffers, or anyone who can’t resist a funny dog book.
• A Beautifully Designed Gift Book: A compact, high-quality format makes it perfect for coffee tables, desks, or easy gifting.
Filled with wit, charm, and plenty of canine attitude, I Bark, Therefore I Am is a joyful celebration of the dogs who make our lives endlessly entertaining.
From snack obsessions to backyard philosophy, I Bark, Therefore I Am pairs expressive dog photography with witty, relatable captions to bring to life the soulful, sarcastic, and endlessly lovable personalities of our four-legged companions.
Whether your dog is a noble guardian, a professional treat negotiator, or a champion couch hog, you’ll recognize their thoughts in these laugh-out-loud canine confessions.
Here’s what makes I Bark, Therefore I Am the perfect gift for dog lovers:
• Hilarious Canine Inner Monologues: Clever captions reveal what dogs might really be thinking, from treat strategies to deep thoughts about squirrels.
• Adorable Full-Color Dog Photography: Expressive portraits bring every joke to life and make each page irresistible.
• Relatable Humor for Every Dog Owner: Anyone who has ever lived with a dog will recognize these funny, familiar moments.
• A Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, stocking stuffers, or anyone who can’t resist a funny dog book.
• A Beautifully Designed Gift Book: A compact, high-quality format makes it perfect for coffee tables, desks, or easy gifting.
Filled with wit, charm, and plenty of canine attitude, I Bark, Therefore I Am is a joyful celebration of the dogs who make our lives endlessly entertaining.
