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I Bark, Therefore I Am (Funny Dog Thoughts, Humor, and Photography for Dog Lovers)

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9781685553135
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Expected release date is Oct 27th 2026
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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Charlotte Jean
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    136
    Publisher:
    The Collective Book Studio (October 27, 2026)
    Imprint:
    The Collective Book Studio
    Release Date:
    October 27, 2026
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9781685553135
    ISBN-10:
    1685553133
    Weight:
    7.76oz
    Dimensions:
    5.5" x 6.5"
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04232026_P9993796_onix30-20260423.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $16.95
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Series:
    Inner Monologues of the Domesticated
    Case Pack:
    32
    As low as:
    $13.05
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
  • Overview

    Discover the hilarious inner thoughts of dogs in this photo-filled gift book for dog lovers.

    From snack obsessions to backyard philosophy, I Bark, Therefore I Am pairs expressive dog photography with witty, relatable captions to bring to life the soulful, sarcastic, and endlessly lovable personalities of our four-legged companions.

    Whether your dog is a noble guardian, a professional treat negotiator, or a champion couch hog, you’ll recognize their thoughts in these laugh-out-loud canine confessions.

    Here’s what makes I Bark, Therefore I Am the perfect gift for dog lovers:

    • Hilarious Canine Inner Monologues: Clever captions reveal what dogs might really be thinking, from treat strategies to deep thoughts about squirrels.

    • Adorable Full-Color Dog Photography: Expressive portraits bring every joke to life and make each page irresistible.

    • Relatable Humor for Every Dog Owner: Anyone who has ever lived with a dog will recognize these funny, familiar moments.

    • A Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, stocking stuffers, or anyone who can’t resist a funny dog book.

    • A Beautifully Designed Gift Book: A compact, high-quality format makes it perfect for coffee tables, desks, or easy gifting.

    Filled with wit, charm, and plenty of canine attitude, I Bark, Therefore I Am is a joyful celebration of the dogs who make our lives endlessly entertaining.