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I Am Not a Wolf

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    Dan Sheehan, Sage Coffey
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    208
    Publisher:
    Andrews McMeel Publishing (May 4, 2021)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9781524867249
    ISBN-10:
    1524867241
    Weight:
    10.08oz
    Dimensions:
    5.2" x 8.2" x 0.6"
    Case Pack:
    48
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonAMP_11012023_124421_onix21_Complete-20231101.xml
    Folder:
    Eloquence
    List Price:
    $14.99
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    $11.54
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Pub Discount:
    65
  • Overview

    You are a HUMAN MAN navigating every day life, dating, bus etiquette, and other important human concerns. You are definitely NOT A WOLF. 

    Life is good. You have a job, an apartment in a nice part of town, and an online dating profile that’s recently yielded as many as three matches. From the outside, it would appear you’re a human man that has all the pieces of a stable and functional life. But you also have a horrible secret. You’re not a human man at all. You're a WOLF. 

    Based on the immensely popular Twitter account @SickOfWolves, this interactive story follows you, (who, if anyone asks, is NOT A WOLF) as you go about normal life, making choices that will either reveal your true identity or allow you to keep your cover. Each choice is crucial to your survival and, more importantly, your burgeoning graphic design career. Will you navigate water cooler gossip without arousing suspicion? Can you go on a date without bringing up how much you love ham? Or is it perhaps time to throw this human world to the wind and return to the woods from whence you came?