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I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)
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Product Details
Author:
Darcy Miller
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
352
Publisher:
Random House Children's Books (June 9, 2026)
Imprint:
Random House Books for Young Readers
Language:
English
Audience:
Young adult
Age Range:
14
Grade Level:
9th Grade
ISBN-13:
9780593903162
ISBN-10:
0593903161
Weight:
15oz
Dimensions:
5.88" x 8.5" x 1.09"
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RandomHouse
List Price:
$19.99
Country of Origin:
United States
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
12
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$15.39
Publisher Identifier:
P-RH
Discount Code:
A
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Yes
Overview
Being a teenager bites—literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.
Her past is back for blood.
My goals for senior year were simple:
My plans did NOT include:
Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What’s worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.
Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.
Her past is back for blood.
My goals for senior year were simple:
- Find a prom dress I don’t hate
- Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
- Maybe try not to flunk history class
My plans did NOT include:
- Babysitting a newborn vampire—who also happens to be Max’s annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
- Fighting off my ex-boyfriend—who did I mention is immortal?
- And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem
Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What’s worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.
Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.








