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I Am Counting My Days (Just for Fun) (Affirmations for Surviving Splendidly)

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Expected release date is Oct 27th 2026
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  • Product Details

    Author:
    LoRae Blackmore
    Format:
    Hardcover
    Pages:
    176
    Publisher:
    Quirk Books (October 27, 2026)
    Imprint:
    Quirk Books
    Release Date:
    October 27, 2026
    Language:
    English
    Audience:
    General/trade
    ISBN-13:
    9781683695486
    ISBN-10:
    1683695488
    Weight:
    6.98oz
    Dimensions:
    4.75" x 6.25"
    File:
    Eloquence-SimonAMP_07012026_P10277614_onix30_Complete-20260701.xml
    List Price:
    $14.99
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Case Pack:
    56
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    $11.54
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-SS
    Discount Code:
    A
    Folder:
    Eloquence
  • Overview

    The offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached—no matter what the world throws at you.

    I Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun) is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today—some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you’ve never read. Examples include:

    • I have legs to stand on and pots to piss in
    • I can have any mind I set my mind to
    • I can't stop staring at the bright side
    • I'm not putting things off, I'm putting things on


    As self-proclaimed podunk princess LoRae Blackmore (a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck) explains: "I'm affirming the shit out of stuff. I’m transcending, manifesting, all that. ... I belong on Earth. ... I am good. My hope is that this book will remind you that you’re good too."