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How to Survive Old Age (A Hilarious Guide to Enjoying Your Golden Years)
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| Expected release date is Oct 6th 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Clive Whichelow, Mike Haskins, Ian Baker
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
96
Publisher:
Octopus Books (October 6, 2026)
Imprint:
Summersdale
Release Date:
October 6, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781837999699
ISBN-10:
1837999694
Weight:
6.4oz
Dimensions:
4.7" x 6.2"
File:
hbgusa-hbgusa_onix30_P10071306_05112026-20260511.xml
Folder:
hbgusa
List Price:
$11.99
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
7
As low as:
$9.23
Publisher Identifier:
P-HACH
Discount Code:
A
Overview
Be yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age
For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you're on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can't seem to find the brakes. You need expert survival advice, such as:
- Don't call anyone under 40 "young man" or "young lady".
- Do remember where your glasses, keys and wallet are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members.
- Don't wear a tartan rug over your knees on a car journey.
- Do make an effort to learn all the songs in the top ten.
This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years without worrying about what anyone else thinks. After all, the best things in life are old: vintage wine, golden oldies - you're now part of an elite club. Enjoy!
For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you're on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can't seem to find the brakes. You need expert survival advice, such as:
- Don't call anyone under 40 "young man" or "young lady".
- Do remember where your glasses, keys and wallet are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members.
- Don't wear a tartan rug over your knees on a car journey.
- Do make an effort to learn all the songs in the top ten.
This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years without worrying about what anyone else thinks. After all, the best things in life are old: vintage wine, golden oldies - you're now part of an elite club. Enjoy!
