How to Not Die in Prison (A Survival Guide)
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| Expected release date is Jun 23rd 2026 |
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Product Details
Author:
Taylor Sheridan, Tom Nelson
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
256
Publisher:
Simon & Schuster (June 23, 2026)
Imprint:
Simon & Schuster
Release Date:
June 23, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781668213452
ISBN-10:
1668213451
Weight:
13.41oz
Dimensions:
6" x 9" x 0.665"
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_04282026_P10013495_onix30-20260428.xml
List Price:
$29.00
Pub Discount:
65
Case Pack:
20
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$22.33
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Folder:
Eloquence
Overview
The debut book from Academy Award–nominated filmmaker Taylor Sheridan, creator of Landman and cocreator of Yellowstone—a no-bullsh*t, darkly funny survival guide to life inside a maximum-security prison, cowritten with prison-hardened ex-con Tom Nelson.
So, you f*cked up. Can't talk your way out of it, buy your way out of it, or beg your way out of it.
You are going to prison. You will be living under a set of rules made up by men who have demonstrated to society that they need a big ol' time out. There is no book of these rules. Nobody will tell them to you. But when you break one—boy, will you know it. For the newbie, the fish, the fresh meat—this book is your survival guide. How to mind your business without becoming a target. When to walk away. When to stand your ground.
This is how you don't die. Follow the advice in this book, and you just might make it out alive.
So, you f*cked up. Can't talk your way out of it, buy your way out of it, or beg your way out of it.
You are going to prison. You will be living under a set of rules made up by men who have demonstrated to society that they need a big ol' time out. There is no book of these rules. Nobody will tell them to you. But when you break one—boy, will you know it. For the newbie, the fish, the fresh meat—this book is your survival guide. How to mind your business without becoming a target. When to walk away. When to stand your ground.
This is how you don't die. Follow the advice in this book, and you just might make it out alive.
