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How (NOT) to Survive in the Desert
| Expected release date is Nov 10th 2026 |
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Product Details
Overview
A delightfully silly romp through the desert with a guide whose bravado leads to trouble!
It's your first time in the desert and you're wondering how to enjoy your visit? Well, unhook your packs and throw away your maps! This donkey is an expert at traversing treacherous sands, facing down vicious predators, and finding the best view for photo ops. Danger may lurk around every corner, but confidence will help you see the end of your journey through canyons and cacti.









