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Grave Matters

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  • Product Details

    Author:
    E.R. Shushan
    Format:
    Paperback
    Pages:
    224
    Publisher:
    Random House Publishing Group (September 5, 1990)
    Language:
    English
    ISBN-13:
    9780345364708
    ISBN-10:
    0345364708
    Weight:
    10.2oz
    Dimensions:
    5.5" x 8.5" x 0.5"
    Case Pack:
    24
    File:
    RandomHouse-PRH_Book_Company_PRH_PRT_Onix_full_active_D20260405T171453_155746864-20260405.xml
    Folder:
    RandomHouse
    As low as:
    $11.55
    List Price:
    $15.00
    Publisher Identifier:
    P-RH
    Discount Code:
    A
    QuickShip:
    Yes
    Audience:
    General/trade
    Country of Origin:
    United States
    Pub Discount:
    65
    Imprint:
    Ballantine Books
  • Overview

    A curious collection of 500 actual epitaphs, from which we learn of grieving spouses, fatal gluttony, vengeful relations, and all manner of partin commentary

    People have wanted to have the last word from the beginning of time—and they’ve been writing their own for almost as long. Their wise, witty and often bizarre last messages have now been immortalized in Grave Matters, this wonderfully entertaining collection of epitaphs taken from headstones, church records and historical accounts in the United States and the British Isles.
     
    The epitaphs in Grave Matters span four centuries, and make memorable use of poetry, epigrams and surprising turns of phrase to make parting comments that range from the wry . . .
     
    On the 29th of November,
    A confounded piece of timber
    Came down, bang slam,
    And killed I, John Lamb.
    Huntingdon, England
    1700
     
    to the satisfied. . . .
     
    THOMAS ALLEYN AND HIS TWO WIVES
    Death here advantage hath of life I spye,
    One husband with two wifes at once may lye.

    Witchingham, England
    1650
     
    to the short and sweet. . . .

    Going, But Know Not Where
    Putnam, CT.
    1918
     
    A fascinating look at the way people lived and died in days gone by, Grave Matters is the perfect addition to any library for the literary, the learned and (especially) the living.