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Golf's Best Excuses (150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know)
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Product Details
Author:
Joshua Shifrin, Gary Player
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
168
Publisher:
Skyhorse (October 1, 2019)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781510744752
ISBN-10:
1510744754
Dimensions:
5" x 7" x 0.5"
Case Pack:
36
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_06032026_P10163223_onix30_Complete-20260603.xml
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$12.99
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$10.00
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
10.4oz
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Skyhorse
Overview
Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time!
In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.”
Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:
In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.”
Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:
- I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration.
- I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right.
- If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today.
- Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing.
- Any many more!
